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Saphira

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Join date : 2009-11-21
Age : 38
Location : Budd Lake NJ

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PostSubject: I loled pretty hard at this   I loled pretty hard at this Icon_minitimeAugust 17th 2010, 5:23 pm

Robot from the future (Easton)
Date: 2010-08-05, 5:15PM EDT
Reply to: sale-7spqw-1882828205@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm looking for a human friendly hard working robot from the future. I'm not super particular on which robotic era you are from as long as you can speak and understand the English language. I'm not interested in having a robot that can't maintain themselves. I assume you'll have a self charging battery pack and an operating system that updates itself. If you don't meet these requirements so far please don't respond. If you are a robot that can travel through time I'm sure you are pretty advanced by now anyway. The purpose of your existence will be to take over my labor intensive job. The tasks mostly consist of tearing off roofs, installing new ones, and finally putting the old roof in a dumpster. Must be able to lift over 100 lbs repeatedly and work in extreme temperatures. If you are a robot equipped to do this type of work great, my human body isn't built to repeat these jobs everyday. I'm not asking for you to do more work than I could, just the same amount. I won't ask you about the future or why you decided to travel back in time. From time to time I may have additional tasks for you to do at home including and not limited to house cleaning, designated driving, and cooking. If you have built-in weapons, please don't apply. For the robots from the future that are interested, please reply with your resumes.

* Location: Easton
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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PostSubject: Re: I loled pretty hard at this   I loled pretty hard at this Icon_minitimeAugust 17th 2010, 5:41 pm

rofl

I can't tell if he's serious or just waiting for replies to get a laugh.


Wow. That's hilarious, lmao.
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Saphira

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PostSubject: Re: I loled pretty hard at this   I loled pretty hard at this Icon_minitimeAugust 17th 2010, 6:06 pm

~Z~ wrote:
rofl

I can't tell if he's serious or just waiting for replies to get a laugh.


Wow. That's hilarious, lmao.

I was wondering the same thing rofl
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PostSubject: Re: I loled pretty hard at this   I loled pretty hard at this Icon_minitimeAugust 17th 2010, 6:10 pm

Oh. I probably shouldnt respond to that then, my best friend happens to be a human-friendly robot that came back from the future just to protect me. He has weapons though......
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