Three Word Story

Make a story with every post being only three words long.

Nothing too stupid please, or I will delete your posts.

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...In the beginning...

of time there.....

Was a man...

who lived in

a dark forest ( )

(I hoped for someone to say Nantucket)

where the unicorns

Were ready to

to eat a

Chicken pot pie.

But then they

went for a

stroll in the

burger king drive-tru

but they had

to go to

The bathroom so

they went to

their uncle Louis's

porti-potties but found

a dead rat

that they left

With Rabies that,

is mutated with

a flying bicycle

of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis haploid



(I had a recent biology test on cells fyi)

that fell into

the abyss of

eternal forgotten darkness

that was made

to destroy God

but failed epically

but there was

a time continuum

vortex that erupted

like there was

a guy eating

a big steak

at chilis because

Toy Story 2

made him hungry

and he wanted

some fries and

to kill EVERYTHING!

And eat them

alive while he

strolled towards the

Kiwk-e-mart to get

A slurpee and

a giant, long

container of some